Blue-Wallpaper-colors-34503103-1440-900.jpg copy.jpg

Stand-up comedian & television writer


Brandon Scott Wolf is a comedian, a writer, and a comedian/writer

Brandon Scott Wolf is a Brooklyn-based comedian who was recently described by The New York Times as "a droll one-liner comic with a passion for absurd comedic ideas" like his solo dating site and its companion sites and

His writing credits include a staff writer position for NBC's Best Time Ever with Neil Patrick Harris and a freelance contributor position for Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update. 

Brandon’s comedic work has been featured on Ellen, Fusion TV (ABC-Univision), Russia Today, Sunrise: Australia’s #1 Breakfast Show, USA Today, Yahoo!, BuzzFeed, GQ, The Huffington Post, Mashable, The AV Club, NPR, SiriusXM, MTV News, The New York Post, and countless other news outlets, radio stations, and TV shows around the globe. 

Over the last few years Brandon has performed stand up regularly at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in New York City where he is currently a featured performer. His other stand-up credits include TBS’s Lopez Tonight, CollegeHumor Live, Funny Or Die's Road 2 Oddball Show, and a variety of festivals including Just For Laughs Chicago, The Brooklyn Comedy Festival, and UCB's Del Close Marathon.

Brandon's also a co-producer of 2015's one-off Empire Biscuit Comedy Festival and in 2016 he was named one of Carolines on Broadway's "Breakout Artists."

Follow Brandon on Twitter @BrandonEsWolf, check out his alt food blog on Instagram @emptyplatesofny, and subscribe and listen to his podcast ― always been silly. It would also make his mom really happy if you followed her on Twitter @Goulashyum.


Brandon has been described as "a comic to watch," "an up-and-coming comedian," and "good enough."

Brandon's twitter handle is @Brandoneswolf / his mom's is @Goulashyum


What People Are Saying

You should try comedy.
— Jonny Fairplay, Third place 'Survivor: Pearl Island'
Creative but pathetic.
— Luhyzs, some random YouTube account
He’s too nearsighted to see the big picture.
— Dr. Gary S. Cohen, Optometrist
Absolutely hysterical.
— Andrea Wolf, Brandon's mom (about Chelsea Handler)

The #1 Online Dating Site
for Brandon Scott Wolf


To Book or Contact Brandon Please Fill out the Form Below:

Name *