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Stand-up comedian & television writer


Brandon Scott Wolf is a comedian, a writer, and a comedian/writer

Brandon Scott Wolf is a Brooklyn-based comedian who was recently described by The New York Times as "a droll one-liner comic with a passion for absurd comedic ideas" like his viral dating site and its companion sites and

Brandon’s writing credits include a staff writer position for NBC's Best Time Ever with Neil Patrick Harris and a freelance contributor position for Saturday Night Live's Weekend Update. He's also the creator of's animated web series The Roast.

His stand-up credits include TBS’s Lopez Tonight, CollegeHumor Live, The Brooklyn Comedy Festival, Just For Laughs Chicago, and headlining Caroline’s on Broadway as one of their Breakout Artists.

His comedy has been featured on Ellen, USA Today, Yahoo!, BuzzFeed, GQ, The Huffington Post, Mashable, MTV News, VICE, The AV Club, NPR, SiriusXM, and more!

Follow Brandon on Twitter @BrandonEsWolf, check out his alt food blog on Instagram @emptyplatesofny, and listen to his self-help comedy podcast ― Failing Forward. It would also make his mom really happy if you followed her on Twitter @Goulashyum.


Brandon has been described as "a comic to watch," "an up-and-coming comedian," and "good enough."

Brandon's twitter handle is @Brandoneswolf / his mom's is @Goulashyum


What People Are Saying

You should try comedy.
— Jonny Fairplay, Third place 'Survivor: Pearl Island'
Creative but pathetic.
— Luhyzs, YouTube user
[Brandon’s] going to need glasses within 5 years.
— Dr. Gary S. Cohen, Optometrist
Absolutely hysterical.
— Andrea Wolf, Brandon's mom (about Chelsea Handler)

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